So I’ve decided to entertain those of you who care with a blog about nothing. That’s right. An entire blog devoted to my ramblings. It was composed in the insanity of my up-really-late-last-night-mindframe, which explains the time reference…
So it’s 1:10 AM and I am up writing and surfing my space. Want to know why? Because I get to sleep in tomorrow! WOO HOO! I’ve decided it was not my greatest idea to take two summer classes. I am feeling quite overwhelmed and over-worked these last few weeks, and I am honestly ready to quit and go outside to lay out in the sunshine. It’s beautiful outside when I’m in a bathing suit sweating in the privacy of my yard, or at least the privacy of others who are sweating, too. It is not, I repeat not, beautiful outside when I have to hike a mile to class and then endure sweating in front of people who do not seem to sweat. What the?! Where could they possibly be parking to avoid THAT?!
OH! Have you heard “All I Want to Do” by Sugarland? It’s my favorite summer song. I couldn’t have written a more perfect song to describe me right now! Seriously. Josh came home the other day to find me dancing in a t-shirt and undies, singing to a spatula, while I was cleaning the kitchen to this song. You should totally try that just for the record. In my opinion it should be a mandatory part of therapy for the crazies. Betcha they’d feel better after a few rounds with this song and their favorite kitchen utensil!!! Maybe I should provide this valuable feedback to our local congressman. I’ll get right on that.
So I really need a different position at work. I am totally annoyed by stupid people. Today I call Sprint (which, for the record, is outsourced in the Phillipines) and I say, word for word, “Hey, this is Kristen from the port center. I’m needing to get the correct account number to switch a customer.” And I swear to you she says, “I’ll be happy to help you with that. Now Kristen, what did you say your name was?” Yep. That right there should be a good indication you do not want Sprint as your provider. Personally I’d go with Verizon, but at the very least AT&T, or Cingular, or whatever the heck they are this week. You’ll get crappy customer service, but relatively decent coverage.
So the new Vanity Fair that came out this month. Angelina Jolie is on the cover, so you would assume that you are going to see beautiful pregnant photos of her, right? And I’m all about some belly shots! Not so much. She was apparently only a couple months preggers during the interview, so you can’t even tell. Shucks. I’m really trying to be a big fan of hers. Really. I think she’s beautiful. And she and I have things in common-one of which is that we both think her husband is beautiful (ha!) BUT, I just can’t seem to get past her tearing apart America’s sweethearts. As much as I love her humanitarian work, I’ll always vote for team Aniston.
Well, that about covers everything I wanted to say about nothing. If you’ve made it this far, wow.